Thathuvaams of the year

1) nee evalo periya padipalliya irundhalum exam hall la poi padikka mudiyadhu..
2) School testla bit adikkalaam......... College testla bit adikkalaam....... aannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa BLOOD testla bit adikka mudiyaadhu........
3) ENNA THAN NAAI NANDRI ULLATHA THAN IRUNTHALUM ATHALA "THANK YOU" SOLLA MUDEYATHU!!!!!!!! idhuthan valkai
4) Aayiram than irundhalum aayirathi onnu than perusu....
5) Yennathan Ahimsavathiya irundhalum Chappathiya SUTTU than sappida mudiyum...............!
6) Ni enna than Veerana Irundhalum, Kulir adicha thirumba adikka mudiyathu..
7) kasu irundha call taxi!!! kasu illaina kall than taxi!!!
kovil maniya namma adicha saththam varum... aana kovil mani nammala adicha raththam than varum....
9) Pallu valina palla pudungalam aana kan nu valina kanna pudunga mudiyuma
1 0 ) Nee Evalodhaan padichu certificate vaanginaalum, Un death certificate unnala vaanga mudiyaathu.
1 1 ) Nee Airtel vachirundhaalum Aircel vanchirundhaalum Thummum podu Hutch nnu thaan satham varum
1 2 ) Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa??
1 3 ) If you drink ethanol you will dance If you drink methanol others will dance for u.
1 4 ) Bus Stop la irunthu Bus varum aana Full Stop la iurunthu Full varuma?
1 5 ) meluga vachchu melugu vathi seyyalam... aana kosuva vachi kosu vathi seyya mudiyathu....
1 6 ) Mechanical engineer mechanic aagalam aana software engineer software aaga mudiyadhu......
Aarambichtangaya... !
1 7 ) Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!
1 8 ) Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam.... Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam.. aana Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?
19)Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum, avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa mudiyum
20)"Enna thaan un thalai suthinaalum, un mudhukai nee paakka mudiyumaa?"
21)Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?
22)Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum , avana thuppakkikulla poda mudiyathu.
23)Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum .. mudi kottina valikkuma?
24)School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam .... Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?
25)Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!
26)Kolammavil kolam podalam. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?!
27)Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...
28)Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!
29)Autokku autonu paer irundaalum manual aa thaan drive panna mudiyum...
30)Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)
31)Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachhi road poda mudiyuma?
32)'Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appo 'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?
33)Tea cupla tea irukum. Appa World Cupla world irukkuma?
34)Cell moolama sms anuppalaam, aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu?
35)Paalkova paalil irundhu pannalaam, aana rasagullava rasathil irundhu panna mudiyuma?
36)Sunday annikku sundai poda mudiyum, aana Monday annikku mandaya poda mudiyadhu!!!