Sardar Jokes

A sardar gets into a bus on 1st April. When the conductor asks for his
ticket, he gives Rs.10/- takes the ticket, and says "April Fool! I have a
pass"
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Manager (to sardar at an interview): Spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it
Sardar: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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A sardar, on the first day of his new job, works till late in the evening
on his computer.
The boss was happy and asks him what he was doing so late.
Says the sardar, "The keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it
alright"
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Question: How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars?
Answer: Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....
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Interviewer : How does an electric motor run?
Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.. .....
Inteviewer (shouts): Stop it.
Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
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Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U'VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok!
We'll apply NEXT YEAR
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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n
dies.
Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R
STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!'
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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night
when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not
needed!!
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2 Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other
to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says,
'chal', it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, 'chal' , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, 'chal....' Finally he wrote the
conclusion...
.... 'after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......'
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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks 'tamil therima??'
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... 'Hindi tera baap!!
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2 Sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!...
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam
the essay which came was 'FATHER'. He replaced friend with father in the
essay and>it read: I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY
NEIGHBOUR.